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No Paper for You!

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I think the one black spot out of all my trips to the Dragon Mart here in Dubai (giant Chinese shopping warehouse/madhouse) so far was yesterday, I visited one of the toilets off the main hallway…. Walked in to see 3 doors all closed.  Well, I’ve learned that most toilets have a symbol to tell you if they’re occupied…. One was green, the other two were red, one having the mop bucket and cleaning supplies in front of it, obviously being cleaned, right?

I entered the green door, to find no paper.  *sigh*… minor inconvenience, right?  Walked back out. Looking for supplies, or perhaps a paper towel to use in a pinch…. No joy.  A woman came from the other occupied stall, and I said “paper??”  She shook her head “no”…..  and pointed towards the door with the mop bucket in front of it.  OK, I’ll wait for a bit till she’s finished cleaning….

A few minutes later, a woman in a cleaning uniform exits, WITH HER LUNCH PLATE AND SILVERWARE, scraping her leftovers into the paper towel bin.  She wasn’t cleaning, she was EATING HER LUNCH!!   I said “paper?” She shook her head “no” and said “it is finished”…. I said “where is more?”  she said “it is finished”…..  I looked at her and finally, in an effort to be direct and clear said “go get more”.  She said “it is finished.  I do not understand”.

Insane. I felt like I was replaying a scene from Seinfeld’s “The Soup Nazi” episodes.   But it taught me a lesson…. To carry my own.

It’s Quite Literal

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The official language of the UAE is Arabic, and English is the second and generally business language.  But when you have tons of people speaking English as their second language, not their native tongue, things tend to get lost in translation sometimes.  Or you’ll get a *very* literal response to a comment or question.

First, some chocolate eye-candy.  See those gorgeous silver tins?  I got one.  They’re full of traditional Arabic sweets.  And the lovely sales clerk wrapping up my purchase??  Well, she’s the topic of this post……

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Follow along with my conversation in a chocolate store I visited and drooled in……

“Lovely accent you have, madame, where are you from?”

“I am from the US, the southern part, Alabama.  Do you know it?”

“Sorry madame, I do not know it.”

“How long have you lived here in Dubai?”

“I have lived here in Dubai only sixteen months, madame.”

“Do you like it here?”

“Oh, very much madame.”

“What brought you to Dubai, anyway?”

“Well, madame, my place is very small, my uncle took me to the nearest village.  From there, I was on the bus for many hours.  We arrived at the city, and I rode another bus to the airport.  The airplane brought me here to Dubai.”

*sigh*… .yes, TheBigGuy wandered off after hearing “my place is very small and my uncle took me….”  He was trying not to laugh, I’m guessing.

It taught me that the questions I ask may be taken QUITE differently than I’d intended.

Gold from a vending machine?

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But of course!  Honey, this is *Dubai*!  Certainly you can get gold from a vending machine!!  Mercy sakes, what did you think, that they wouldn’t HAVE them here or something??? 😉

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I was floored.  We were in the Souk Madinat Jumeirah shopping area (totally cool, BTW) on the first day of our BigBusTour – and when I saw this, I *had* to take photos.  Well, it wasn’t like there was anyone standing in line for it or anything…  but there was a crowd at the souk…..

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There are all sorts of little gold items from which you may select, charms, ingots, dogtags, you name it.  Thought you might want to see the details…..

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From their website, it appears that there are vending opportunities available,,….. here’s the link  http://www.gold-to-go.com and unless you’re fluent in German, you may want to click that little “English” tab up in the top right corner.  🙂

Global Village Visit

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Had an opportunity, so we took it.  Turned out to be “Family Day”, apparently, single men cannot enter, close as I can figure.  Entry is a whopping AED10, which is $2.70, and since we had Entertainer vouchers, we saved $2.70 on entry – costing each of us $1.35 to get in, which is exactly what TBG said this experience was worth.  Yikes!  At the entrance, there were middle eastern men with their wives hanging back, waiting on him to pay and take them inside.  Folks, it’s a different culture here.  🙂

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There are a number of different countries represented here, and each has its own little pavilion area.  Some have some food places inside them to eat, but mainly, they’re shopping opportunities, theoretically from the country itself.  Were there products in the pavilion that were from that country?  Perhaps.  But it was overwhelmingly not the case, and the exact same products were available in every pavilion, especially these brightly-colored stretchy pants for women that wear less than a size 2.  Really.

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You know that women that fit into these pants, it’s my personal opinion that they haven’t eaten since Thankgiving last year.  Sheesh.  And the bedding sets, every pavilion we visited had bedding sets.  Duvet cover, fitted sheet and two pillowcases.  Every single one.

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Nothing wrong with them, just that they’re not representative of the country’s pavilion we were visiting.

Now, me?  I visited thinking “This is advertised as educational and cultural, but they have rides, so I probably will have fun”.  Of course, all the rides were closed after the horrific decapitation tragedy in January.  (http://www.7daysindubai.com/Eyewitness-relives-horror-death-Global-Village/story-17971601-detail/story.html)  So, I think my expectations were a bit lower than TBG’s – he was thinking that a country like this would likely have some exhibit like Disney’s EPCOT on steroids.

I think his comment was “The only similarity was that they both dumped you out at a gift shop.”  *shrug*  I enjoyed the shopping, and the bargaining for things…. I bought two shawls, one was seriously embroidered and quite heavy and I threw it around my shoulders immediately because it was chilly.  The other I chose was hand-loomed, a bit more delicate, pastel colors.  It’ll be perfect to keep the air-conditioning chill away this summer.

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There were a lot of really interesting abaya and burka shops, a couple of them allowed me to take photos…..

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And on one of the walkways, this gent was selling a tamarind drink out of the giant jingling teapot on his back… it REALLY struck TBG as funny, so I snapped a quick photo.  I think the gent was sullen because I didn’t want to try the tamarind drink…. But I was still munching and enjoying fresh roasted chestnuts.

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Pretty interesting glasswork, and some pillows that made me smile, and some of the most ornate serving pieces I think I’ve *ever* seen….. glass, mirror, gold and silver.  Amazing.  Way too pretty to put food on, I think.

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We were in the Jordan pavilion I believe when we stopped at a small food-serving place that had unrecognizable things to eat there.  Not surprised, I watched for a few minutes, seeing what other people were eating, and how they were eating it – there was some kind of a pizza-looking deal that got baked, then brought out, sprinkled with lemon juice and folded up.  The man behind the counter said “What will you have, Madame?”  I pointed at the pizza looking thing and said “What is that??”  He said “You will like it – for two?”  I said “Sure.”  Paid the man AED10 (about $2.70 USD) and pretty soon, had my own odd folded pizza thing – that tasted NOTHING like pizza, but had an awesome crispy kind of oven-baked bread, with a pesto-ish inside guts thing and some red and orange peppers visible…. Might have been some ground meat of some sort in there, but it was REALLY tasty!  So much that I almost forgot to take photos of it before it was all gone!

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Also, spiral potatoes on a stick.

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Across the way was a lovely fragrant display of handmade soaps and toiletries….. gorgeous.

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There was an intriguing exhibit of a Guiness book of world records for the largest book in the world, I think….. here’s a photo of TBG in front of it.  We were invited to become one of the “million signatures” for something as well…. Here’s our contribution.

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And, there *was* some sort of Cultural Show……

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The pavilion facades were interesting, and well-done.  The detail was pretty amazing, and the themeing was quite extraordinary, we thought.  Disney would have been proud of the efforts!

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And if you found yourself at the wrong gate to exit, tired of walking, there were guys on rickshaw bicycles that would ride you to your vehicle for just a few dirhams.

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But that was representative of the oddly repetitive shopping experience at Global Village.   It was a neat place, though, and I’ll go back.

Anniversary Celebration at Bab Al Shams Desert Resort

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Bab Al Shams (Arabic translation = “gateway to the sun”) is a true desert resort and spa.  Styled in a typical Arabic village/fort/oasis fashion, it was all snugged down in the desert dunes, just waiting for us to discover it.  Now it’s only about 45 minutes from Dubai, so it’s not a stretch to just go and spend a night or two there,  but it’s far enough away that you truly feel removed from the craziness that is Dubai.
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I’d seen the street signs for this resort, and noticed it popping up on my internet searches, but hadn’t thought seriously about this five-star beauty as a destination, simply because of the cost.  I mentioned it to TBG in passing one day and he said “Yeah, all the guys at work say to go spend a night there, it’s worth every penny – you wanna go??”  Ha!  I was already making reservations.
Our anniversary was coming up, so I justified the cost of the room for one night (around USD$430) with the fact that the resort offered so much in the way of amenities and experiences – plus, free breakfast in the morning.  Booked the room, then TBG said “don’t forget that special Arabian Buffet thing they’ve got – sposta be something special”.  Hmmm….. searching for “special Arabian Buffet thing” finally brought up the Al Hadheerah Arabian Buffet – but at a whopping AED425 per person…. Yikes.  That translated to over $150USD each!  Crazy.  Not happening crazy.
But wait – we have the Entertainer book – it has a voucher in it for “buy one get one free” Al Hadheerah buffets – so swallowing hard and quickly, I booked it, feeling quite extravagant, and not in a really good way, you know?  Like in a “what the heck are you spending this kind of money on a single meal” kind of extravagant.  But it kept bubbling up in my brain ….“once in a lifetime – file this experience away”.   Outdoor setting, incredible entertainment, buffet with more foods than I’ll ever know their names.

The day finally came, and the drive there was quick and easy with lovely desertscapes.  It’s kind of odd to call the desert lovely, but it really has this amazing beauty once you start looking past the bleakness.  As we approached the resort, there were riders on horseback – there was a desert endurance race (http://www.emirates247.com/sports/other/sheikh-mohammed-endurance-cup-on-saturday-2013-01-17-1.491425) going on – my photos aren’t the best, but they were waving at us, and then rode on their way, not wanting to lose any time.

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The one thing that struck me was the quietness, the sense of serenity we encountered, from the gentleman that asked us to “lift the boot, pleasesir” to the one who said “your bags will arrive shortly in your room”.  When we approached the check-in area, a gent offered us small cups of hot tea as a traditional desert welcome.  The reception area was lovely – well-appointed and understated.  There was an odd-shaped metal sculpture propped up in a corner, and when I asked what it was, a gent said “madame, it is a camel saddle frame.  Many blankets will make it more comfortable for both camel and rider.”  Interesting, isn’t it??
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One thing I noticed while walking to our room (a “special anniversary location” on the ground floor, far  end, corner with an unrestricted desert view for miles and miles) was the absence of noise.  All we heard was either wind or water, that’s all.  I loved that.  And the view!  Here are some shots of the view and our room…….

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We did some exploring, took a brazillion photos, wandered into a couple places that we likely weren’t sposta be in, but got some great photos.  There are many levels and little nooks and crannies in this resort – just gotta be willing to wander around and find them.  Oh, and there were refreshments.  <smile>
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It had been a long time since breakfast, and we were feeling just a bit hungry.  So, we found a little place for a bite to eat.  And, we pretty much had the place to ourselves.  We took the opportunity to take some photos of each other in the late afternoon light, too….just messing around.

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We didn’t want much, since we knew we’d be feasting for supper.  A shared Arabian Appetizer plate sounded just right.
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Gorgeous, wasn’t it??  Hummus, babaganoush, falafel, and some other things I forget what they were, pretty tasty bites, though.  When we left that small restaurant, there were some pretty amazing adventures awaiting us – I’ll tell you about them next post.  😉

So, early that evening, we readied ourselves for the Arabian Buffet at the Al Hadheerah camp – I wasn’t quite certain what to expect, but knew it was outdoor dining, so I made sure to wear long sleeves and take a wrap.  A large golf cart limousine picked us up at the front door to drive us to the camp.  We enjoyed the low-level lighting, the desert sky and the excited chatter of our fellow riders.  Upon arriving at the camp, it was actually made to look as if it were an Arabian Camp – carpets over the sand for more comfortable footing, small kiosk tents set up with art work and clothing and other interesting bits in them, but beyond the short walkway of tents, around the corner were these incredible smells…. Oh my.

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There was roasting, and frying, and grilling, and baking and carving and slicing all happening at the same time, and with some of the most full, rich aromas you can imagine.  Suddenly, I  realized that my share of that little appetizer plate was *gone* and I was hungry!

We were a couple people back in line in the reception area, and I was looking around and realized that my mouth was watering at the smells!  To our right, there was a huge (5’ wide x 3’ deep) grill just *filled* with small fowl, maybe chickens, maybe not, with kebabs of who-knows-what sort of tasty bits, and something roasting over a spit – maybe a small lamb??

We were shown to some table choices, and we chose one about 4 tables from the stage, thinking we’d have an excellent vantage point for the Iranian Dancers and the Belly Dancers.  Our server arrived to take our drink orders and then… oh my.  The food began arriving!  Bowls and bowls of strange wonderfulness – they were called “salads” but were nothing like the salads we were used to.  Pickled bits of vegetables, olives in multiple shapes, colors, and flavors, and an interesting green used here called “rocket” – sort of reminds me of dandelion greens, slightly bitter if they’re large, but less so if they’re smaller.  There was hummus, and babaganoush and labneh with breads aplenty for dipping.
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All that would have been a feast in itself.  But remember that grill I told you about?  It was only one of many.  I even saw an underground oven that will roast a goat, or a small sheep intact!  There was a pulley-system to raise and lower both the heavy lid and the critter into and out of the pit.  Pretty cool.

There were seafood sections,  kabob sections, shawarma sections, sweets, desserts, a monstrous selection of dates, and a ton of stuff I’d never seen before.  Ever.  I was asking “so, what is this?”  a lot, but the servers were rushed, and their accents were so heavy it was difficult for my western ears to pick out the words.  But the food was awesome – TBG discovered that he truly loves pickled turnips – imagine that!

An interesting bit told to me by one of the shawarma guys, these skewer things are loaded from the top with yogurt-lime marinated meats…. And roasted vertically, allowing all the juices to run down.  The meat is served from the bottom of the skewer, sliced off fresh for each diner.  And, all the juices and yummy marinade goodness has dripped down onto your meat….. and the skewer keeps getting reloaded from the top, repeating the process.  Pretty cool.  I hope we have a photo of it, if not, I’ll find one and add it here.

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As our meal wound down and the trips to the various buffet areas started slowing, a gent began playing the oud – this is a traditional middle eastern instrument similar to a guitar – a very distinctive and enjoyable sound.  We realized it was also loud.  Really loud.  We’d chosen a table that was WAY too close to the speakers, and wished we’d made a different choice.  However, we did get a few photos of the Iranian Dancer as well as the Belly Dancer – fun stuff to watch!

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As the entertainment ended, we went back to our lovely room, and prepared for a great night’s sleep, having enjoyed ourselves a LOT.  There was a beautiful anniversary cake, box of chocolates, box of stuffed dates and a gorgeous fruit bowl left in our room by the Resort.  Such a wonderful gesture on their part – and a perfect bite of dessert!
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Looking out the windows, the scene was lovely under the moon and starlight.  Time for sleep.  Sadly, the mattress there was typical of all that we’ve found here – hard as a freekin rock.  Seriously.  Really hard.  Like painful.   OK, enough about the mattress, but it was really the only aggravation we experienced, and we were surprised.

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The resort itself it quite lovely – calm and peaceful.  A wonderful escape from the day-to-day stresses we all live with.  For us, this was a very very special anniversary splurge, one we’ll remember for a very long time.