“Honey, there’s white stuff all over the back yard – is it possible it’s snowed for Christmas???”

“Baby!  I think it may have snowed for Christmas!  There’s little white things all over the back yard – and it was incredibly foggy this morning, do you *think* it could have snowed for my first Christmas in Dubai???” – me

“Well, I suppose anything’s possible you know.  But more likely it’s fertilizer spread by the guy that came with the house.”  – him

“Honey, there’s…